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January 17, 2008

Regular Randomness: So you gonna holla???

Ok.....I caught a lot of shit over that blog I wrote

"RK's Rules For Effective Dating"

and you know what? I'm cool with it. Everyone has standards and rules on how they handle business, and that was the point I was trying to get across. For those that didn't attack me I thank you, but you know I'm never sorry or apologetic for anything I say or write.


Well the lovely, radiant, and absolutely insane (cause she thinks she's gonna marry me off.....)



Ms. 9/5: VP of United Space

told me to go ahead and write this blog. It's more of questions I have for both men and women.

She wrote a blog today

"What Men Are Attracted To"

that gave a female view on what us men like. She did a pretty good job too. I couldn't argue with none of her points. I saw throughout her comments, she asked the question,


"Do you like it when women holla at you or do you prefer to do all the work?
"

That is the question she asked me specifically. She had variations of same question for many of the guys that responded. My response to her question was,

"I will tell you one thing that irks all men to no end. Women....pay close attention to this too! If I catch you staring at me giving me the "evil eye" or "the look", stop acting coy and shit and come over and speak. I'm not gonna come over and say anything to you. If I'm looking at you, then I'mma speak first. If you know what you want don't play childish games by shooting me looks because I promise you won't like what I say."

I said it and meant that. Slickback and myself talked about the same subject last Friday at Bar Louie. Why do women sit in a social setting, see a man they want to talk to, yet they won't come over and say a damn thing you? I'm saying what's really up with that?

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS....

Fellas.....
How would you handle that situation?
Would you initiate conversation?
Does it bother you that women will sit and want to talk to you, yet they won't?

Ladies.....
Are you the go and get it type, or sit and wait type? and why?
How do you feel when the guy you wanted to talk to walks out with the chick that's an obvious jump-off, when that could have been you walking out with him?

Mind you....sex is not always on a man's mind. Truth be told....women think of sex a hell of a lot more than men do. If you come up to us we think no less of you, and that shows us your confidence. Especially if you carry yourself like a lady, that goes far in our book. So holla at me....tell me what's good.





Things that would make me cheat on a woman...

As many of you may know, I am an avid motorcyclist and supporter of the motorcycle community.



Not enough positive light is shined on the community for things we do for the community. Sure we may act an ass on the roads, block lanes of highway with hundreds of bikes, and we certainly shut down Myrtle Beach and Daytona once a year. Some of the best events I've ever been to have been bike parties. Some clubs are known to shut hotels down! Bet you didn't know that bikers have been supporting your favorite cause for decades. They have rallies for Breast Cancer Research, Cerebal Palsy, and Luekemia. That's why you will most certainly find me at a bike event. Just look at my calendar. Anyway, I'm writing this because my good friend



Zirc Diggler

loves bikes but he doesn't have one of his own yet. I know a lot of bikers that know bikers, so chances are we will see some of them in here. I'm asking that the bikers and bike clubs that do stop by here and read this.....give some advice to a person who is considering getting a motorcycle. The pros and cons....you know, give my readers the rundown.

Now onto the lovely ladies.....



















































That bike was so nice....had to show it thrice!!!

























And the most serious trike I've seen in a looooooong while......



Now you gotta keep ya noggin safe too.....



Just do it in style!

I'd like to give a special thanks to hOw RePhReShiNg ... for taking these pictures at a bike show in California. I almost had an orgasm looking at them!

Here's a video for your enjoyment.....






Just for good measure....



In my humble opinion, one of the most beautiful women walking the planet!



Please Forgive Me

Aight....I'm guessing by now you may be getting tired of seeing my name in your blog subscription posts. If you are.....SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!! LOL!!!! Just playing, y'all know I appreciate all my readers.

Yesterday I did a collabo with the lovely.....



shakespear in all her glory

Honestly that was our second collaboration. This is actually the first one. She had already written half of it, and asked me to write the male response. So here goes the first second collaboration. Did that make sense??? Oh well. Enjoy!

" PLEASE FORGIVE ME "


CAN'T YOU TELL I STILL LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE STILL THE ONE I WANT TO
SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.
I KNOW I MESSED UP,
BUT I WAS GONNA COME
RIGHT BACK.
HE MEANT NOTHING TO ME.

I WOULD DESCRIBE IT AS....
PURE LUST.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I EVER WANT.

I FEEL SO EMPTY WITHOUT YOU....
PLEASE

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
I WAS GONNA
COME RIGHT BACK.
SEE....
THIS PUSSY HAS
A MIND OF HER OWN TOO BABY.
YOU WANT THE TRUTH.
YES I HAVE SOME

FREAKY NEEDS
AND YOU REFUSE TO TAKE CARE OF IT.

BABY....
IF I ASK FOR IT....
JUST DO IT.

I STILL FELT SICK FOR TYRONE.
WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?

BABY PLEASE BELIEVE ME.
TYRONE IS JUST A TEMPORARY RELIEF.
YOU'RE MY CURE.
I REALLY WAS GONNA
COME RIGHT BACK.
I JUST WANTED TYRONE
TO MAKE ME CUM.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.


I KNOW THAT YOU STILL LOVE ME.
I CAN'T IMAGINE SPENDING MY LIFE WITH ANYONE ELSE.
YOU DID MESS UP.
AND YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE....
YOU WAS GONNA COME RIGHT BACK.
SO THIS DUDE MEANS NOTHING, HUH?
PURE LUST....YOU SAY?
YOU WANT ME TO FORGIVE YOU.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT....
I'LL FORGIVE YOU.
I'VE SEEN HOW STRESSED YOU'VE BEEN LATELY.
AND I WOULD FEEL
AN EMPTINESS WITHOUT YOU.
IF YOUR PUSSY HAS A MIND OF HER OWN....
I NEED TO GIVE HER A LABOTOMY.
I AM SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN
THE MAN YOU NEED IN BED.
I KNEW ABOUT TYRONE THOUGH.
HE WAS JUST A TEMPORARY RELIEF.
SEE RIGHT NOW TYRONE IS IN MY TRUNK.
LUCKY FOR ME
NO ONE IS GONNA MISS HIM.
TYRONE WON'T BE MAKING ANYONE CUM
NO TIME SOON.
SO YES BEAUTIFUL....
I FORGIVE YOU.
AND TYRONE AIN'T COMIN' BACK.


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