Regular Randomness: Ain't this some shit....

This is gonna be pretty random....

I was watching MTV all last night. I get really lazy and when I land on a channel, I tend to keep it there for a while. Well they had their show, True Life on back to back. The first show was "I'm Deaf" and the second show was "I'm Addicted to Shopping." I'll start with the first show. I went to high school with deaf kids. For the most part, they looked fucked up and you knew they were deaf. I'm serious too....not trying to be funny or mean about it, but they looked retarded. They were some of the smartest retarded looking deaf kids though. The show made me think about how we take little shit like hearing for granted. I'm actually losing my hearing and trust me it sucks. I'm already losing my mind, and if the hearing goes with it.....shit. I guess I'm SOL.

The second show was pretty stereotypical. So in keeping with the stereotype, it surprises me not that the show had two females that were the ones addicted to shopping. Go figure. I mean really, this one yamp had shit she'd never worn. Then she gets mad when she goes to sell them to one of those stores that buys your clothes and resells them. She sold them a velour suit she paid $250 for and only got like $30 for it. I'm laughing my ass off because some of the shit still had tags on it. You should have seen her face when her mom's credit card said....DECLINED! I bet that will teach your ass to curb that shopping. The other yamp, I almost thought about feeling sorry for her. That was only after Rent-A-Center came through and snatched her bedroom set from her and left her shit on the floor. She called her mom up crying to help her get into rehab because the facility didn't take Medicaid. On top of that, she had a boyfriend that enabled her to do it. See that's that shit I'm talking about. Women go out and find a decent man, and fuck him over. She left him at The Melting Pot to run to the mall to buy some boots. Dude let her do it so he's just as guilty. Anyway....I know I'm broke. I know I'm in debt. I can't have you bringing $15,000 worth of debt in my life all because you feel the need to shop for some boots or a top with glitter. Never have understood why women feel the need to buy something new for every fucking occassion. I know chicks that do that but they spend within their limits. You bring that shopping addiction shit near me, I will call the collection agencies on you. Hell they already call my ass. Might as well make your life a hell too.

So once that goes off, Run's House comes on. Now, I just want to say that if I ever have children, I hope that I have the patience Rev. Run has. They go to Texas for a family vacay. They go to this dude ranch, which honestly looked pretty cool, and the moment they step off the private lear jet....Angela's fine ass starts complaining about the heat. Newsflash.....you're in Texas now. It's gonna be hot! She complained about a lot of shit, but to her credit....she made the most of it and found ways to have fun. Now Diggy on the other hand. I understand he's 13 and I'm twice his age and some but come on dude....you have the opportunity to see all sorts of thing becuase your family is loaded. Stop acting like a spoiled little bitch all the fucking time. I wish my father took me on family vacations. Diggy eventually got his act right, but the way he was acting was fucking gay.

Well after that Buzzin came on. Lemme just say....Schwayze and Cisco are fucking hilarious! I'm waiting patiently to see what those two do. Not to mention that song Buzzin' is hot!

Has anyone been watching From G's to Gents? Has anyone noticed that Kesan is probably the realest nigga on that show apart from Creepa, the Bizzy Bone little brother lookin' ass nigga, and dude that lives in his car? Cee, the Guido, is a manipulative con artist that needs to get his teeth knocked back into his throat. E6 is another one who talks a good game but is fake as fuck to me.

Once again so everyone is clear, I will be coming to Atlanta on the 21st of August for the Atlanta Regulators MC Inc. Party. The party is not just for bikers. Ask Nilla and she'll tell you that all we care about is having a good time. But I had to think about this shit for a moment and realized I don't want that weekend ruined. I don't do personal messages to people. Yawl are cool, but not special enough to me to warrant me telling each one of you ATLiens, I'm coming. I'm coming a day early so I can kick it with some of yawl. Mostly Jamrock, Q, LDawg (sorry bout that), Ash, Tia and Boog, SisWithSoul, Nilla (who better be at the party!) and Ki have hit me up letting me know how much shit I will get if I don't holla at them. Anyone else, if you tryna meet....holla at my inbox. I don't now what Jamrock has planned as far as people just going to get some dranky drank, but if my hotel has a bar....I'm probably not straying too far.

I noticed that I'm losing "friends" on my MySpace page. It's funny really because so many people talk about keeping shit 100, yet they do cowardly shit....over and over and over. Don't think shit doesn't get back to me. Thing is, I can care less if those people live or die. I prefer the latter so they can stop wasting their time living the pathetic life they lead. Another thing, they don't practice what the fuck they preach. Maybe if they got some dick or some good cooch they would mellow the fuck out. I doubt that though. I believe if you act like a coward on here....if I see you, you're gonna be a coward in real life. Stop fooling yourselves.

I've been in a shitty mood as of late. Main reason is, I wasn't taking my medication for my temper. Not only that, my apartment was recently broken into, and all those fucks took was a damn iPod. I walked in the house and just missed the bastards. The patio door was closing just as I walked in the house. I swear if I had Bonnie or Clyde on me dude would have been dead cause I would have had a clean back shot of ole boy. When the cops came I was still hot, and forgot to put my guns back in the house. One of the cop was actually asking me shit about the guns as opposed to asking me what the back of the fucker looked like. I remember and I'm hoping and praying I see the little fuck again. Another reason, I'm in a shitty mood is because I let something someone do bother me. Now....I have absolutley no control over what she does, but for whatever reason....I get irritated when I hear about it. Shit is irking me.

I'm officially convinced. The Samsung Instinct is the hottest phone out. It's crushing the iPhone. The Instinct is so fucking fast it's unreal. The shit works in real life, the same way it does on the commercial. The voice-cued navigation is ridiculous! The moment you turn on Navigation, the map shows up with you right where you're at. and as you move.....I shit you not, the map moves. You no longer have to call a number to get you're voicemail. All you do is push a button and they play. They download straight to your phone so you don't need a signal to listen to you're email. Internet is viciously fast, and the live TV is what it is....live TV. Only thing that kinda sucks is that I may have to get rid of one of my phone lines. I'm probably gonna be changing my phone numbers also.

I think that's all the random shit on my mind at the time.

Why Monster Energy Drinks are BADDDDD.....

Hellooooo! I'm on the graveyard shift at work sooooo I decided to blog a little bit. In case you are wondering.....I am juiced up on Monster Energy Drinks right now. LOL! Yeah....I'm feeling might right nice if I may say so. I've had 2 Pepperoni and Sausage Hot Pockets too. Meal of CHAMPIONS!!!!! Anywho....I still owe you all the last part to PBG's tag, so in order to kill two birds with one stone....you all get a Two-fer. I'm gonna try not to make this a long ass blog, but I have a burning feeling it just might be.




First I want to officially thank the country of Japan. Not because they brought us Japanimation. (They really could have thought up a better term for Japanese cartoons.) Not because they got their act right after Truman practically decimated that small island with not one but TWOOOOO atom bombs. (Overkill if you ask me.) Not because they make Honda's or Yamaha's or even Suzuki motorcycles that literally give me a chub (semi-erect penis). No......I want to thank the country of Japan for being a whole fucking day ahead of us! The salvage denim is also a plus....(Red Monkey Jeans, Evisu, Imperial Junkie....LOL!) Because of Japan....I was able to watch the movie Iron Man a whole day before it hit the theaters here in the States. Some enterprising schmuck, went to see the movie....trusty video camera in tow, and recorded the movie for me. What a guy!



If you like comics, you'll like Iron Man. I was skeptical of Robert Downey, Jr. playing Tony stark at first. I was wondering if he'd be able to stop drugging long enough to actually do something worth going to the movie theaters to go see....LOL!!!! Anyway, for all you Terrance Howard fans. He's in the movie playing an Air Force Colonel. That's pronounced ker-null for those that don't know. Don't ask me why it's spelled like that....I just work here. I'm not trying to ruin the movie for anyone so I will say....go see it for yourself. Or you can do what I did and just go to Nabolister.com (Go ahead.....Click Me!) and watch it for yourself. They usually have all the movies in theaters the day they come out on that site.....if not the day after.


Before I continue onto the last part of PBG's tag.....whoever posted a picture of Lou Dobbs in my guestbook.....I damn near choked on my Hot Pocket when I peeped that. That was funny! That almost made me feel special to think Lou Dobbs reads my blogs.

So here we go....Here's the second, and hopefully last part to the prequel of "Meet me in the shower...." I was gonna do a poem but I haven't been feeling poetic and shit, so I'mma just keep it in line with the short story format. Just like PBG wanted....I took an album (preferably one that I liked) and placed the titles of the songs strategically throughout the story.

"rK....are you following the rules?"

Of course not....I do me at all times! Sooooooo......I made this part interesting. I'm not using one album. I'm gonna use 2 in the same story. This ought to be interesting.





The Day After.....

I open my eyes to very unfamiliar surroundings. I realize that i'm laying down in someone's bed. I look around, hoping that I was still dreaming or something. I wasn't. That someone who's bed I happened to have found myself in....was laying down next to me on my chest. Trying not to move too much....I angle my head to get a better view of someone as I had now dubbed her. It was that Bad Girl from the club.....Melina. She was wearing a large white tee and was completely naked under it. I knew that only after I realized my right arm was cradling her and my right hand was on her ass. "Did we?" I think to myself. I raise the cover to see that I was only wearing boxers. "We did."

I guess in all that movement, I woke her up. "It's a Beautiful Morning....wouldn't you agree?" She gave me a kiss on the cheek. "Yeah! It's gonna be a good day," she says.

The whole time I was trying to remember the night before. All I could remeber, at the time, was Melina saying, "Follow Me.....we're going to my Hiding Place." I really couldn't blame myself for going with her. She was a Superstar.

"So do you even remember my name?" she asks me.

"Of course I do....I may still be drunk, but I'm not forgetting a name like that especially when it's associated with a beautiful face."

"So what's my name?"

"Melina," I reply. "Melina Williams."

"Mmmm....Say It Again."

"Melina....Williams," I say for her again. She was a Throwback type of female. She was definitely into doing for her man and holding him down at all cost. I was beginning to like that about her. Especially after she asked me what I wanted to eat for breakfast, and that she would cook it while I stayed in bed. "Take Your Hand and place it on my chest," I tell her. She complies. "Do you feel how steady my heart is?"

"Yeah."

"It's never been that steady before." I was Lovin' It too. Melina had a calming effect on me. "You Do It To Me."

"Well I'm a simple southern girl that likes Simple Things. Can U Handle It?"

"Watch Me handle it." At that moment I grab her and pull her on top of me. I look in her eyes and she leans down to give me a kiss. She was very sensual with her kiss too. It was deliberate. Every part seemed intentional. I was completly Caught Up in her.

"This is All For You," she says. "Don't be gentle either.....That's What It's Made For." She shoots me a wink. She was definitely a keeper. I flip her over and begin to kiss her slowly making my way down her body. I Slow It Down just enough to keep the foreplay going and to get her juices flowing. She starts gyrating as I'm working my way down to her inner thighs. I could smell her pussy emmanating the scent of arousal. She was in the mood. I couldn't wait to taste her juices. I flip her legs over my shoulders and hold her in a way that she will not be able to move away from me. She lifted my head up looked into my eyes, as she was biting her bottom lip. I saw they were Burning with anticipation for what was about to happen.

"I have some Confessions to make," I say. "I love eating pussy so I may be down here for a while. I won't half-step or be down here Cheatin.' I'm gonna eat this like you've never had it eaten before."

"Well she's Sincerely Yours...." Melina says.

I lick her inner thighs slowly. This was about to be The Becoming of her being My Boo for the rest of my life. I kissed her lips gently and she shuddered a bit. I do it again. Same result. I start to suck her lips slowly and softly. Flicking my tongue gently against the folds of her pussy. Seduction 101 was in session. She starts moving more pronounced than she was before. She was trying to run away from me. I couldn't have that.

Panting quickly, "Truth Hurts......huh?" she asks. Then she let's out a laugh that quickly turned into a loud moan. "Ohhhhhh SHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!! I'm glad....y-y-you warned....OHHHHHH.....me.....befo' hand."

It was Not Enough that I had her trying to run from me. I wanted her to have an orgasm just thinking about the way I ate her out. I wanted what I was doing to stay with her when I wasn't around. I know that what I did Still Lives Through her thoughts and she won't soon forget the next day.....






rK

And for those that missed my "Meet me in the shower series...." Here's Parts 1-4. The final part will be released while I'm in DC.


Part1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

5 Sexy Reality Show Women

I'd like to extend a great deal of thanks for the guy that inspired this blog. If I hadn't read that blog today....none of this fuckery would have ever happened. Well maybe it would have....eventually. None other that the famous.....



Phellah G inspired this blog, or better yet eyegasm.

When reading his blog, Is It Just Me 08 Pt. 5 (I think he may be private so you gotta holla at him to see the blog), Phellah was talking of his dislike for reality shows. I can relate because they irritate me too. However, has any of you noticed how sexy some of these women are? I'm like, "Why haven't I seen you walking down the street somewhere?" So with out further ado....of course in no particular order, I present you with......

5 Sexy Ladies of Reality TV

Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander



Straight up.....she is sexy. She's the girl next door type of sexy too. She reps the 'D' so maybe a4h can do a little magic and get her to bring her fine ass to one of our blog-greets. I really don't know why she was trying to get with Flava Flav, but I know that exposure she got on the show did wonders for her modeling. Did I mention.....she got some serious game on the basketball court? She can get sweaty and beat my ass in H-O-R-S-E any-fuckin'-day!

Coral Smith



Yo she's the reason I watch MTV sometimes. She has got to be one of the sexiest women to ever step foot on a reality show. She's got the attitude to back her shit up. I'm just saying, yawl see how she be housing them other bitches on "The Gauntlet!" I'm getting excited looking at her picture. All that sexiness!

Toccara Jones



Fuck what she's going through now....when she was on ANTM, she was that deal! Fashion ain't ready for a bigger woman modeling they shit, but she can model them panty draws all day for me. She really epitomizes a strong woman, and everything we love about our black women too.

Kim Kardashian



Despite Ray J cashing in on that video, Kim is still doing the damn thing with her show "Keepin' Up With The Kardashian's." She's got a serious ass body, she's definitely a freak. I had the video posted on another blog, but I don't think it's there anymore. Trust me....kim was getting down for Ray J. He couldn't even eat her out right. SMCH!

Now, a lot of you are looking at this season of BET's College Hill. I look at it when I don't feel like changing the channel sometimes. This season they are in Atlanta and guess who's not completely honest about her side hustle....

Ashley Ragland



She's a video model. Internet model. All around fine woman! She got brains too! Always a plus in my book!

Anyway.....feel free to add more to my list. Lola....no posting negro's in my blog either! I've got my eye on you damnit!