5 Sexy Reality Show Women

I'd like to extend a great deal of thanks for the guy that inspired this blog. If I hadn't read that blog today....none of this fuckery would have ever happened. Well maybe it would have....eventually. None other that the famous.....



Phellah G inspired this blog, or better yet eyegasm.

When reading his blog, Is It Just Me 08 Pt. 5 (I think he may be private so you gotta holla at him to see the blog), Phellah was talking of his dislike for reality shows. I can relate because they irritate me too. However, has any of you noticed how sexy some of these women are? I'm like, "Why haven't I seen you walking down the street somewhere?" So with out further ado....of course in no particular order, I present you with......

5 Sexy Ladies of Reality TV

Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander



Straight up.....she is sexy. She's the girl next door type of sexy too. She reps the 'D' so maybe a4h can do a little magic and get her to bring her fine ass to one of our blog-greets. I really don't know why she was trying to get with Flava Flav, but I know that exposure she got on the show did wonders for her modeling. Did I mention.....she got some serious game on the basketball court? She can get sweaty and beat my ass in H-O-R-S-E any-fuckin'-day!

Coral Smith



Yo she's the reason I watch MTV sometimes. She has got to be one of the sexiest women to ever step foot on a reality show. She's got the attitude to back her shit up. I'm just saying, yawl see how she be housing them other bitches on "The Gauntlet!" I'm getting excited looking at her picture. All that sexiness!

Toccara Jones



Fuck what she's going through now....when she was on ANTM, she was that deal! Fashion ain't ready for a bigger woman modeling they shit, but she can model them panty draws all day for me. She really epitomizes a strong woman, and everything we love about our black women too.

Kim Kardashian



Despite Ray J cashing in on that video, Kim is still doing the damn thing with her show "Keepin' Up With The Kardashian's." She's got a serious ass body, she's definitely a freak. I had the video posted on another blog, but I don't think it's there anymore. Trust me....kim was getting down for Ray J. He couldn't even eat her out right. SMCH!

Now, a lot of you are looking at this season of BET's College Hill. I look at it when I don't feel like changing the channel sometimes. This season they are in Atlanta and guess who's not completely honest about her side hustle....

Ashley Ragland



She's a video model. Internet model. All around fine woman! She got brains too! Always a plus in my book!

Anyway.....feel free to add more to my list. Lola....no posting negro's in my blog either! I've got my eye on you damnit!

Top 5 Did That Just Happen? Moments

I guess the deal with this tag is list your 5 WTF moments during bad sex. DON'T HURT URSELF tagged me.....SMCH! If I didn't have love for your off beat ass, I wouldnt've done it. LOL! But I can't follow directions to save my life so I'll have good and bad moments. I'm not gonna tag nobody so if you want to do this....like a4h says, "Tag yo-self!"

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While receiving fellatio from this lovely young woman....



Her eyes start rolling into the back of her head and she starts shaking a bit. Now here I am thinking....either she is really getting into this or this chick is having an epileptic seizure! Well.....it was the latter. Apparently, my back was to the TV and whatever was on, was flashing rather erratically....like a strobe light. Well, I never saw her again. I think it was for the best.

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While in my man-whore days, I was at the telly with my people. we were burning some good-good when I sit on some chick's lap. I was so high I honestly didn't knw she was there. Well, she let's me sit and I hit the blunt one more time. Before I know it, her hand is on my dick. Not an issue....I'm like cool. I turn around to get ready to handle my business, and i turn back around to pass the blunt off.....EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS FUCKIN!!!



So what do I do....I joined in!

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Two days, after that romp I go to the club wearing red contacts. I looked like the devil yawl! Anyway, while in this club I run across this fat booty chick who says some real slick shit to me. So I'm like bet, I got this one coming back to the tel with me. Sure enough, once the club lets out she's waiting outside for me. I get her back to the room and we instantly start fucking. We take it to the shower, and next thing I know she's like I can't go no more. I'm like cool cause I'me a little tired myself. As soon as we step out the shower, shorty faints! I'm not exaggerating or embellishing the story. She fainted. I'm standing there like WTF! I had my favorite look on my face too....



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This is more like a why did I have to see this shit moment. Fellas, if you are sexually liberated with you're woman meaning you like to "try" things, make sure you don't take no pictures of that shit. And you better be DAMN SURE....yo don't piss that woman off. This dude ex-wife, who I must admit is really...really good in bed, is mad as fuck at this nigga. She pulls out a bunch of pictures of this dude shoving all sorts of shit up his ass! Bananas, broomsticks, spoons, candle holders....you name it he shoved it up there. When I say a bunch, I'm talking over 100. Ol' girl was in some of them too, shoving the various items into his off ramp.

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My number one all time WTF moment. I was in my barracks room watching TV when this chick I met that day calls me up. She wanted to kick it so I was like cool, and I go to pick her up from work.



So she get's in the car smelling like french fries and chicken grease. She said she had a change of clothes in her bag so I was like cool. I told her she was gonna have to take a shower if she was gonna be kicking it in my room. She had that in mind anyway so that was cool. She get's in my room and get's naked on the spot. Mind you I met her in the drive thru earlier that day. She takes he shower and comes back in the room and was dripping wet. I'm thinking is this chick gonna dry off or stand in front of me glistening like that. So I'm thinking I got me a jump-off. she walks over to me and starts sucking the royal penis.....LOL....I had too! So she goes to get on and I WILL PUT THIS ON MY MOMMA JOE! This bitch starts farting. I put her ass out so quick! I'm still mad at that shit!!!

It's also quite fitting that this is my 69th Blog!

Puttin' Up Numbers Like Wilt!!!

I'm am by no means a sexual genius. I'm a King, not porn star. However I was reading an article in Men's Health about how to have sex with someone new every night. I was instantly intrigued....had someone really found the way to lay a different woman every night? Well, much to my dismay, it was about role playing. Wait a sec, did they say role playing? Now I'm a Scorpio and a big time freak. I continue to read. Some experts say that it is a healthy sexual release to role play during sexual activity. So I'll give you an example.....

Here we have *thinking of a general name so I don't offend* David and Mary. (Lord forgive me. These were the most common names I could think of off top.) He's a hard working average joe. He works at a factory pulling normal hours. He lives a normal life, in a normal house, with a normal car and a normal wife. Everything seems to be in place....no drama in his life. She's a homemaker, cooks, cleans, maintains the finances. She has a roof over her head so she's happy. No complaint's.



However, when the moon rises....they transform into Hector the Brazilian exotic dancer and Natalia the Russian figure skater.



They have some of the kinkiest sex you can imagine. Why? because they are merely acting out fantasies of other people the wish they could be. "Weird, right? That's what I thought at first. It's not. Pretending to be someone else is fun. It's exciting. It's hot. Trust me -- I'm a Ph.D. with seven published papers on the female orgasm."

Well he wasn't and didn't hold a Ph.D. in Pleasure, but is he speaking truths? So here's what I want to know....what naughty fantasy do you wanna play out with your significant other? Do you wanna be that cheerleader after the starting QB? How bout this fellas....you are in an entry-level position and she's your boss? Spill it! I know yawl got some stories and/or fantasies that you wanna live out.

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Royal King © 2007

Pink Rover!!! Pink Rover!!! I call.....Kim over!!!

What's going on everyone....this is the Royal One. Blogxilla has asked me to come on over to the site and write a piece for him. Being the rather off beat person that I am, I decided to write about the Pink Range Rover Chick. If you don't know who I'm talking about you will soon find out. (That title is hot Xilla....thanks for coming up with it.)

Now on to business. The "Pink Range Rover Chick" is most famous for replacing Nicole Ritchie as Paris Hilton's partner in crime. Still don't know who I'm talking about? Here's another clue. Vivid Entertainment, reportedly settled a lawsuit with her for $5 million dollars for a video that was leaked and made into a video. Still scratching your head??? Well the "Pink Range Rover Chick" is none other than the lovely Ms. Kimberly Noel Kardashian. Many may ask....why would we want to read about this chick. So what she has a Pink Range Rover, so what she looks good. (And she does look good!)

People....she did will go down in history along with wannabe street R&B singer, Ray J, for making a sex tape so clear....you feel you were right there. I've seen the sex tape and I must say. WOW! Is it me or are celebrity sex tapes becoming the new porn? We have the notorious R. Kelly Sex Tapes, Pam and Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton, and even Chyna from WWE fame made a sex tape with X-Pac. What kills me is that once these sex tapes get leaked....ALL HELL breaks loose! They wanna get all worried about their image now that little Bobby has downloaded a video of you taking the money shot in the eye. You weren't thinking about your image when you were on your knees deepthroating the penis. You damn sure wasn't worried about it when your face was planted in her fur burger eating it like that's your last meal. That is what irritates me the most about these celebrites. Sex is a natural thing (fun too I may add). Filming sex between you and your partner has been going on for years. Are you embarassed by the fact that as a man or woman you are having sex or the fact you fucked up and let the tape get out?

I will give her some credit for cashing in on it though. Vivid Entertainment paid her $5 million dollars in a settlement for her and Ray J's sex sessions. If anything, the video catapulted her star power. For those that don't know, her father, the late Robert Kardashian was one of the lawyers on the Dream Team that got OJ Simpson off. So in reality, she already had star power not to mention being fine as all outdoors never hurts. She may actually be responsible for making Ray J a revelant figure in hip hop by launching his porn career. Probably killed his chances of being the Mayor of Carson, California, but hey look at who they got as governor. Ray....anything is possible!

Time to weigh in people....which celebrity sex tape, in your opinion, caused the most embarrasment for both parties or just a single person? Final question....will celebrities ever learn that if they make a sex tape, someone is always gonna find a way to leak it?

Better Than Sex

What would you say if I could make you climax with a simple touch?
Go ahead an close your eyes....
As my fingers....trace your body.
I want you to imagine me standing behind you,
Breathing ever so softly on your neck.
I slowly trace your face with my fingertips.
By the look on your face, I could see the feelings of desire.
Begin to engulf your body.
I work my way to your lips.
You gently kiss my fingers with yor full, soft lips.
Your body subtly shaking with pleasure.
As I move to your neck, I push your hair to the side.
You arch your neck gracefully.
Like you know you're the shit!
Your soft skin looks and feels so damn beautiful to me.
I gently stroke your neck.
First.....the left side,
Then....the right side.
The whole time I'm watching you in the mirror.
You are so beautiful to me.
I think I just found one of your spots.
You let out a long sigh of pleasure,
As I repeatedly slide my finger over it until you can take no more.
Are you enjoying this as much as I am?
I move to your breasts, and through your blouse....
I can already see you excitement.
You didn't wear a bra toady and you're wearing a red silk shirt.
You like the way silk feels against your skin.
Me too.
I massage your breasts through the blouse.
I can feel your nipples....
Becoming erect.
We've been going at this for sometime now.
Taking my time to remove your shirt only adds to
Your feelings of excitement and anticipation.
Once removed, I let the shirt slip to the floor,
Revealingyour full breasts and erect nipples.
As I begin to rub and massage your breats,
"Ooooooh." slowy and quietly escapes from your mouth.
My feelings feel like electricity sending sensation,
After sensation, after sensation.....
Rushing through your body.
You shudder more frquently,
As I move down past your stomach.
I trace a few circles right below your belly button....
And right above your preciuos diamond.
After a few minutes of biting your lip,
You turn to kiss me......
At that moment, you've just realized,
you'e climaxed quite a few times.
Now was that better than sex?

I actually wrote this 11 years ago and this was one of the few poems I actually performed. Due to the nature and content, I only performed this one time. That one time was enough for a couple of women tell me that I had made them cum. As always, leave me some feedback and tell me what you think. Like I said I will only do this if that's what you want to see.

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