Must be in the water....

I tell you with all that's going on today in the world....I don't know if I can handle this next one. The shock of this alone will rock the beverage world right down to the foundation! I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Brace yourselves people....AQUAFINA© is made with tap water! Oh my God! That crisp refreshing taste doesn't come from the glaciers of the Arctic? People we have been lied to by PepsiCo Inc. to believe the good tasting water was derived from untouched springs and shit of that nature.

TIME OUT!!!! Alright let's get serious for a second here....does anyone really think I give a rat's ass about where water comes from. Nope! However you just might care. Have you ever known people that say they would never drink out the faucet or from a public water fountain? You know the type....always has a bottle of water they got from 7-Eleven, White Hen Pantry, or Tinee Giant. They would come over your house and ask for some water and when you start the famous 10 second countdown they ask, "Oh....is that from out the sink? I don't drink water out the faucet."

(Yawl remember the countdown. Mom Dukes would say let the water run for 10 seconds so you're not drinking the water that was sitting in the pipes.)

Anyway, I guess there's been this whole big thing about the water coming from a public source. Both Coca-Cola's Dasani© and PepsiCo's Aquafina© both orginate from public sources aka public reservoirs. If anyone has seen those things up close and personal....wow!

Apparently, the whole water thing has gotten so big thatt the Mayor of San Francisco "banned city employees from using city funds to buy bottled water when tap water is available." (You gotta like this guy too....Gavin Newsome. He said that President Bush's stance on gay marraige is 'shameful'. Way to stand up for the millions of weird homo's running amuck in your city!)

Now all you skinny chicks that alway say, "it must be something in the water. That's why her ass is so big." Maybe yo ass wasn't drinking water in the first place. Either that or you're just genetically doomed to have a flat ass. To all those tap water haters....GOTCHA BITCH!

Guilty Until Proven Innocent

"I thought this was America people?" Jay Z

Never did I think that would phrase would mean so much. I thought this was America. I thought people get a fair or at least a fighting chance here. I thought everyone was given the right to due process. What I have learned is the liberties and freedoms we so enjoy come at a cost. I think Pastor Troy was ahead of his time when he said, "I'm bout to move to Mars yawl. This world a mess." The world is a mess.

I know for the most part, everyone has heard about Michael Vick's Federal indictment on dog fighting charges. I have no opinion of the actual matter at hand now because he has not been convicted of a crime. However, do you really think he will get a fair chance at trial? With the media camped out at the Atlanta Falcon's training camp, and constant stories floating around on the news....Mike Vick might as well already have been to prison. I was at work reading various stories about the indictment. Roger Goodell has ordered him not to report to training camp, right before Falcons owner and CEO, Arthur Blank, reportedly asked Mike or told him to take a leave of abscence to deal with his legal woes. He will get paid the whole time during training camp and pre-season.

I want to know how you feel about the whole situation. Speaking for myself, I don't condone dog fighting. It's sick and immoral. However, he has not been convicted of a crime. It's sad to see that you're no longer "innocent until proven guilty," but it's the other way around. Anyway, let me know your feelings on his situation.

Pink Rover!!! Pink Rover!!! I call.....Kim over!!!

What's going on everyone....this is the Royal One. Blogxilla has asked me to come on over to the site and write a piece for him. Being the rather off beat person that I am, I decided to write about the Pink Range Rover Chick. If you don't know who I'm talking about you will soon find out. (That title is hot Xilla....thanks for coming up with it.)

Now on to business. The "Pink Range Rover Chick" is most famous for replacing Nicole Ritchie as Paris Hilton's partner in crime. Still don't know who I'm talking about? Here's another clue. Vivid Entertainment, reportedly settled a lawsuit with her for $5 million dollars for a video that was leaked and made into a video. Still scratching your head??? Well the "Pink Range Rover Chick" is none other than the lovely Ms. Kimberly Noel Kardashian. Many may ask....why would we want to read about this chick. So what she has a Pink Range Rover, so what she looks good. (And she does look good!)

People....she did will go down in history along with wannabe street R&B singer, Ray J, for making a sex tape so clear....you feel you were right there. I've seen the sex tape and I must say. WOW! Is it me or are celebrity sex tapes becoming the new porn? We have the notorious R. Kelly Sex Tapes, Pam and Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton, and even Chyna from WWE fame made a sex tape with X-Pac. What kills me is that once these sex tapes get leaked....ALL HELL breaks loose! They wanna get all worried about their image now that little Bobby has downloaded a video of you taking the money shot in the eye. You weren't thinking about your image when you were on your knees deepthroating the penis. You damn sure wasn't worried about it when your face was planted in her fur burger eating it like that's your last meal. That is what irritates me the most about these celebrites. Sex is a natural thing (fun too I may add). Filming sex between you and your partner has been going on for years. Are you embarassed by the fact that as a man or woman you are having sex or the fact you fucked up and let the tape get out?

I will give her some credit for cashing in on it though. Vivid Entertainment paid her $5 million dollars in a settlement for her and Ray J's sex sessions. If anything, the video catapulted her star power. For those that don't know, her father, the late Robert Kardashian was one of the lawyers on the Dream Team that got OJ Simpson off. So in reality, she already had star power not to mention being fine as all outdoors never hurts. She may actually be responsible for making Ray J a revelant figure in hip hop by launching his porn career. Probably killed his chances of being the Mayor of Carson, California, but hey look at who they got as governor. Ray....anything is possible!

Time to weigh in people....which celebrity sex tape, in your opinion, caused the most embarrasment for both parties or just a single person? Final question....will celebrities ever learn that if they make a sex tape, someone is always gonna find a way to leak it?