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May 1, 2008

Why Monster Energy Drinks are BADDDDD.....

Hellooooo! I'm on the graveyard shift at work sooooo I decided to blog a little bit. In case you are wondering.....I am juiced up on Monster Energy Drinks right now. LOL! Yeah....I'm feeling might right nice if I may say so. I've had 2 Pepperoni and Sausage Hot Pockets too. Meal of CHAMPIONS!!!!! Anywho....I still owe you all the last part to PBG's tag, so in order to kill two birds with one stone....you all get a Two-fer. I'm gonna try not to make this a long ass blog, but I have a burning feeling it just might be.




First I want to officially thank the country of Japan. Not because they brought us Japanimation. (They really could have thought up a better term for Japanese cartoons.) Not because they got their act right after Truman practically decimated that small island with not one but TWOOOOO atom bombs. (Overkill if you ask me.) Not because they make Honda's or Yamaha's or even Suzuki motorcycles that literally give me a chub (semi-erect penis). No......I want to thank the country of Japan for being a whole fucking day ahead of us! The salvage denim is also a plus....(Red Monkey Jeans, Evisu, Imperial Junkie....LOL!) Because of Japan....I was able to watch the movie Iron Man a whole day before it hit the theaters here in the States. Some enterprising schmuck, went to see the movie....trusty video camera in tow, and recorded the movie for me. What a guy!



If you like comics, you'll like Iron Man. I was skeptical of Robert Downey, Jr. playing Tony stark at first. I was wondering if he'd be able to stop drugging long enough to actually do something worth going to the movie theaters to go see....LOL!!!! Anyway, for all you Terrance Howard fans. He's in the movie playing an Air Force Colonel. That's pronounced ker-null for those that don't know. Don't ask me why it's spelled like that....I just work here. I'm not trying to ruin the movie for anyone so I will say....go see it for yourself. Or you can do what I did and just go to Nabolister.com (Go ahead.....Click Me!) and watch it for yourself. They usually have all the movies in theaters the day they come out on that site.....if not the day after.


Before I continue onto the last part of PBG's tag.....whoever posted a picture of Lou Dobbs in my guestbook.....I damn near choked on my Hot Pocket when I peeped that. That was funny! That almost made me feel special to think Lou Dobbs reads my blogs.

So here we go....Here's the second, and hopefully last part to the prequel of "Meet me in the shower...." I was gonna do a poem but I haven't been feeling poetic and shit, so I'mma just keep it in line with the short story format. Just like PBG wanted....I took an album (preferably one that I liked) and placed the titles of the songs strategically throughout the story.

"rK....are you following the rules?"




Of course not....I do me at all times! Sooooooo......I made this part interesting. I'm not using one album. I'm gonna use 2 in the same story. This ought to be interesting.





The Day After.....

I open my eyes to very unfamiliar surroundings. I realize that i'm laying down in someone's bed. I look around, hoping that I was still dreaming or something. I wasn't. That someone who's bed I happened to have found myself in....was laying down next to me on my chest. Trying not to move too much....I angle my head to get a better view of someone as I had now dubbed her. It was that Bad Girl from the club.....Melina. She was wearing a large white tee and was completely naked under it. I knew that only after I realized my right arm was cradling her and my right hand was on her ass. "Did we?" I think to myself. I raise the cover to see that I was only wearing boxers. "We did."

I guess in all that movement, I woke her up. "It's a Beautiful Morning....wouldn't you agree?" She gave me a kiss on the cheek. "Yeah! It's gonna be a good day," she says.

The whole time I was trying to remember the night before. All I could remeber, at the time, was Melina saying, "Follow Me.....we're going to my Hiding Place." I really couldn't blame myself for going with her. She was a Superstar.

"So do you even remember my name?" she asks me.

"Of course I do....I may still be drunk, but I'm not forgetting a name like that especially when it's associated with a beautiful face."

"So what's my name?"

"Melina," I reply. "Melina Williams."

"Mmmm....Say It Again."

"Melina....Williams," I say for her again. She was a Throwback type of female. She was definitely into doing for her man and holding him down at all cost. I was beginning to like that about her. Especially after she asked me what I wanted to eat for breakfast, and that she would cook it while I stayed in bed. "Take Your Hand and place it on my chest," I tell her. She complies. "Do you feel how steady my heart is?"

"Yeah."

"It's never been that steady before." I was Lovin' It too. Melina had a calming effect on me. "You Do It To Me."

"Well I'm a simple southern girl that likes Simple Things. Can U Handle It?"

"Watch Me handle it." At that moment I grab her and pull her on top of me. I look in her eyes and she leans down to give me a kiss. She was very sensual with her kiss too. It was deliberate. Every part seemed intentional. I was completly Caught Up in her.

"This is All For You," she says. "Don't be gentle either.....That's What It's Made For." She shoots me a wink. She was definitely a keeper. I flip her over and begin to kiss her slowly making my way down her body. I Slow It Down just enough to keep the foreplay going and to get her juices flowing. She starts gyrating as I'm working my way down to her inner thighs. I could smell her pussy emmanating the scent of arousal. She was in the mood. I couldn't wait to taste her juices. I flip her legs over my shoulders and hold her in a way that she will not be able to move away from me. She lifted my head up looked into my eyes, as she was biting her bottom lip. I saw they were Burning with anticipation for what was about to happen.

"I have some Confessions to make," I say. "I love eating pussy so I may be down here for a while. I won't half-step or be down here Cheatin.' I'm gonna eat this like you've never had it eaten before."

"Well she's Sincerely Yours...." Melina says.

I lick her inner thighs slowly. This was about to be The Becoming of her being My Boo for the rest of my life. I kissed her lips gently and she shuddered a bit. I do it again. Same result. I start to suck her lips slowly and softly. Flicking my tongue gently against the folds of her pussy. Seduction 101 was in session. She starts moving more pronounced than she was before. She was trying to run away from me. I couldn't have that.

Panting quickly, "Truth Hurts......huh?" she asks. Then she let's out a laugh that quickly turned into a loud moan. "Ohhhhhh SHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!! I'm glad....y-y-you warned....OHHHHHH.....me.....befo' hand."

It was Not Enough that I had her trying to run from me. I wanted her to have an orgasm just thinking about the way I ate her out. I wanted what I was doing to stay with her when I wasn't around. I know that what I did Still Lives Through her thoughts and she won't soon forget the next day.....






rK

And for those that missed my "Meet me in the shower series...." Here's Parts 1-4. The final part will be released while I'm in DC.


Part1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4