Durty 30

Rules:

1) Write a statement about someone that you've never said to them.
2) DO NOT indicate to anyone who these statements belong to.

3) Try not to repeat a statement.

4) Have fun, be serious, be nerdy or horny. Just do, something.

Okay...let's do it!

1. You keep running around with my name in your mouth, this will be the last thing you push up playa. Last and final warning.

2. Despite everything that has happened, I know that I can count on you during crunch time.

3. If I could, I would show you everyday what a beautiful woman you are, and I would try until my dying day....to show you that love couldn't possibly be strong enough a word to describe the way I feel about you.

4. I smoke because I know you don't like it, and you leave me alone at the bar.

5. Just admit it.....you are not that fucking good!

6. Don't think for one moment.....I wouldn't.

7. You make me want to pistol whip you in front of your family, you disrespectful son of a bitch. Really you do.

8. Maybe you should explore other options.

9. You always made me proud. Best of luck to you.

10. Why don't you understand that you were a mistake I made? I was young and horny and so were you.

11. Don't ever try to insult my intelligence again. That is something you are mentally incapable of doing.

12. You're about 10 minutes away from a restraining order.

13. I just want you to sit right on my face, but please allow me to breathe.

14. Yeah....I'm the one that did that to your car. Too bad you don't have the spine to do something back.

15. I really wish you hadn't moved your face. If I had connected, that punch would have been vicious! Thanks for breaking my hand though.

16. Next time you wanna shock me....swallow it!

17. I hope you find someone that will treat you the way you deserve to be treated. I'm sorry tha t man isn't me though.

18. If my bluntness offends you maybe you need to re-evaluate your lifestyle.

19. I know you are a homosexual. You're not fooling anyone but yourself. Be proud of who you are. Fuck what anyone else thinks.

20. You're not as gangsta as you think. Your girl told me about the broom.

21. I didn't sell you a dream. You just didn't believe me when I told you the first time. Now look at you.

22. I know you fucked her!

23. You have a really sexy mouth. Sometimes I wanna treat you like a porn star and just give it to you.

24. I hate to be the one to tell you but right before you kissed your girl, I nutted in her mouth. Like 2 minutes before you walked in.

25. Can I pull your hair and spank you?

26. I wish nothing but the worst for you, your children, your children's children, and everyone that comes after them.

27. I still can't believe you fucking did that! Awesome!!!!

28. I nutted on your face for a reason. Not just for laughs.

29. I don't think you really know how beautiful you are. I'll tell you right now, you are.

30. I'm sorry I've put you through all that shit. I love you more than anyone in this world and I hope you live forever.

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