Must be in the water....

I tell you with all that's going on today in the world....I don't know if I can handle this next one. The shock of this alone will rock the beverage world right down to the foundation! I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Brace yourselves people....AQUAFINA© is made with tap water! Oh my God! That crisp refreshing taste doesn't come from the glaciers of the Arctic? People we have been lied to by PepsiCo Inc. to believe the good tasting water was derived from untouched springs and shit of that nature.

TIME OUT!!!! Alright let's get serious for a second here....does anyone really think I give a rat's ass about where water comes from. Nope! However you just might care. Have you ever known people that say they would never drink out the faucet or from a public water fountain? You know the type....always has a bottle of water they got from 7-Eleven, White Hen Pantry, or Tinee Giant. They would come over your house and ask for some water and when you start the famous 10 second countdown they ask, "Oh....is that from out the sink? I don't drink water out the faucet."

(Yawl remember the countdown. Mom Dukes would say let the water run for 10 seconds so you're not drinking the water that was sitting in the pipes.)

Anyway, I guess there's been this whole big thing about the water coming from a public source. Both Coca-Cola's Dasani© and PepsiCo's Aquafina© both orginate from public sources aka public reservoirs. If anyone has seen those things up close and personal....wow!

Apparently, the whole water thing has gotten so big thatt the Mayor of San Francisco "banned city employees from using city funds to buy bottled water when tap water is available." (You gotta like this guy too....Gavin Newsome. He said that President Bush's stance on gay marraige is 'shameful'. Way to stand up for the millions of weird homo's running amuck in your city!)

Now all you skinny chicks that alway say, "it must be something in the water. That's why her ass is so big." Maybe yo ass wasn't drinking water in the first place. Either that or you're just genetically doomed to have a flat ass. To all those tap water haters....GOTCHA BITCH!