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July 12, 2007

Pink Rover!!! Pink Rover!!! I call.....Kim over!!!


What's going on everyone....this is the Royal One. Blogxilla has asked me to come on over to the site and write a piece for him. Being the rather off beat person that I am, I decided to write about the Pink Range Rover Chick. If you don't know who I'm talking about you will soon find out. (That title is hot Xilla....thanks for coming up with it.)


Now on to business. The "Pink Range Rover Chick" is most famous for replacing Nicole Ritchie as Paris Hilton's partner in crime. Still don't know who I'm talking about? Here's another clue. Vivid Entertainment, reportedly settled a lawsuit with her for $5 million dollars for a video that was leaked and made into a video. Still scratching your head??? Well the "Pink Range Rover Chick" is none other than the lovely Ms. Kimberly Noel Kardashian. Many may ask....why would we want to read about this chick. So what she has a Pink Range Rover, so what she looks good. (And she does look good!)

People....she did will go down in history along with wannabe street R&B singer, Ray J, for making a sex tape so clear....you feel you were right there. I've seen the sex tape and I must say. WOW! Is it me or are celebrity sex tapes becoming the new porn? We have the notorious R. Kelly Sex Tapes, Pam and Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton, and even Chyna from WWE fame made a sex tape with X-Pac. What kills me is that once these sex tapes get leaked....ALL HELL breaks loose! They wanna get all worried about their image now that little Bobby has downloaded a video of you taking the money shot in the eye. You weren't thinking about your image when you were on your knees deepthroating the penis. You damn sure wasn't worried about it when your face was planted in her fur burger eating it like that's your last meal. That is what irritates me the most about these celebrites. Sex is a natural thing (fun too I may add). Filming sex between you and your partner has been going on for years. Are you embarassed by the fact that as a man or woman you are having sex or the fact you fucked up and let the tape get out?
I will give her some credit for cashing in on it though. Vivid Entertainment paid her $5 million dollars in a settlement for her and Ray J's sex sessions. If anything, the video catapulted her star power. For those that don't know, her father, the late Robert Kardashian was one of the lawyers on the Dream Team that got OJ Simpson off. So in reality, she already had star power not to mention being fine as all outdoors never hurts. She may actually be responsible for making Ray J a revelant figure in hip hop by launching his porn career. Probably killed his chances of being the Mayor of Carson, California, but hey look at who they got as governor. Ray....anything is possible!


Time to weigh in people....which celebrity sex tape, in your opinion, caused the most embarrasment for both parties or just a single person? Final question....will celebrities ever learn that if they make a sex tape, someone is always gonna find a way to leak it?

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